"The judge then asked why she had done it.She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."Square TesticlesAn elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.The president of the Bank. " I blurt out.The men both suck in their breaths with shock. Nimrod looks defeated when he lets his out. Saul only looks worried."There is an anger in him," Nimrod confesses to us sadly."Not anymore," I warn him. "it is hate now. Of you and anyone with you?" I did you no favors naming you as my family," he has lost all color and light to his voice."No," I reach over and clasp his hand "You did it out of love. And now you have two of us." I let my love and confidence seep over to him.He looks up at Saul, who has been sitting quietly. "What do you want to do?" I love you so much. I would do anything for you," Saul is so sincere in his love."Oh my boy, don't do any thing stupid," Nimrod warns him in a gruff tone."Let us not get ahead of our selves," I chide him. "So far Napoleon is only dangerous to us three," I squeeze Nimrod's hand lightly and let go. "He has made no threats. He has merely indicated a dislike." I try to be logical. "We can not be seen making the first move." I look.
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